Stale Cheese http://stalecheese.com Your source for fake news, fake sports, and all things irrelevant. Thu, 03 Jun 2010 04:23:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Tipper And Al Gore Separate http://stalecheese.com/?p=198 http://stalecheese.com/?p=198#comments Thu, 03 Jun 2010 04:23:05 +0000 admin http://stalecheese.com/?p=198

]]> http://stalecheese.com/?feed=rss2&p=198 0 Paris Hilton’s Teabagging Parties http://stalecheese.com/?p=195 http://stalecheese.com/?p=195#comments Mon, 31 May 2010 16:48:16 +0000 admin http://stalecheese.com/?p=195 Billionaire Heiress and occasional internet porn star Paris Hilton has decided to become more active in politics. "I may not know a lot about politics," Hilton said. "but I've heard about these new teabagging parties. I know all about that. And if it's for a good cause, Well it's a Win-Win. Duh!"

]]> http://stalecheese.com/?feed=rss2&p=195 0 Lance Armstrong Removes Last Testicle For Tour de France Preparation http://stalecheese.com/?p=186 http://stalecheese.com/?p=186#comments Fri, 28 May 2010 06:11:55 +0000 admin http://stalecheese.com/?p=186 After finishing a disappointing third in the Tour de France in 2009, seven time winner Lance Armstrong announced a drastic program to help him return to the winners podium a record eighth time in 2010. "I had a testicle removed during my battle against cancer just before winning my first tour," Armstrong announced in a press conference. "So we've scheduled surgery to remove the other one. I'll miss it, of course, but I think history's shown that this is what it takes to win."

]]> http://stalecheese.com/?feed=rss2&p=186 0 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame For Hall and Oates http://stalecheese.com/?p=179 http://stalecheese.com/?p=179#comments Thu, 27 May 2010 04:48:22 +0000 admin http://stalecheese.com/?p=179 The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame announced it would induct Daryll Hall and John Oates in 2011. A spokesman said their contribution to Gay Rights was unquestionable. When informed that they were both heterosexual, the spokesman laughed saying, "Yeah. Right. Whatever."

]]> http://stalecheese.com/?feed=rss2&p=179 0 If Loving You Is Wrong… http://stalecheese.com/?p=175 http://stalecheese.com/?p=175#comments Wed, 31 Mar 2010 01:18:21 +0000 admin http://stalecheese.com/?p=175 Yunjin Kim, sexy star of ABC's Hit Series "Lost," married her longtime boyfriend Jeong Hyeok Park in Hawaii on Sunday. "Just Great," said one of the tens of thousands of Lost's aging male fanbase. "Like I needed another reason to feel guilty about masturbating during her 'rainstorm' scenes."

]]> http://stalecheese.com/?feed=rss2&p=175 0 Not Sure This Is An Upgrade http://stalecheese.com/?p=171 http://stalecheese.com/?p=171#comments Tue, 30 Mar 2010 04:36:37 +0000 admin http://stalecheese.com/?p=171 NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory is joining the US Government's investigation into the sudden acceleration problems that have forced broad recalls of Toyota automobiles in the United States. NASA gained relevant experience in this area investigating the Mars Probe's crash on Mars in September of 1999. "Mars looks pretty small from here," a speaker for the JPL said. "But trust me it's not. you can't just be hotdogging a spacecraft at 12,300 mph. Seriously bad things can happen. You definitely have to have your shit together."

]]> http://stalecheese.com/?feed=rss2&p=171 1 Na’vi Gettin’ Some Tail http://stalecheese.com/?p=165 http://stalecheese.com/?p=165#comments Sun, 28 Mar 2010 15:52:46 +0000 admin http://stalecheese.com/?p=165 Avatar writer and director, James Cameron expressed disappointment that some of the more explicit sex scenes in the movie didn't make it past the cutting-room floor. “I think we need to embrace other cultures and their practices,” Cameron said. “But the studio felt the public wasn't ready for the Na'vi practice of fisting their women in the anus and finishing the physical act of love with a facial. I, respectfully, disagree.”

]]> http://stalecheese.com/?feed=rss2&p=165 0 Zombie Winehouse http://stalecheese.com/?p=161 http://stalecheese.com/?p=161#comments Fri, 26 Mar 2010 04:28:47 +0000 admin http://stalecheese.com/?p=161 "Grandfather of the Zombie," George Romero, is rumored to be discussing another chapter in his "Night of the living Dead" series of Zombie apocalypse films. In a questionable cost-cutting move, Romero has pursued Amy Winehouse as the lead Zombie. However, advisors believe Animatronic Zombies will be easier for production crews to work with and far less terrifying to audiences.

]]> http://stalecheese.com/?feed=rss2&p=161 0 Dude, That Chick Can Sing. http://stalecheese.com/?p=158 http://stalecheese.com/?p=158#comments Thu, 25 Mar 2010 05:34:14 +0000 admin http://stalecheese.com/?p=158 Musician, Justin Bieber's 2010 tour continues selling out venues in March and April. Bieber enjoys massive success catering to a target demographic of preteen girls, Muppet Show fans, and aging Roman Catholic Priests.

]]> http://stalecheese.com/?feed=rss2&p=158 1 Bret Favre, Eat your **** out! http://stalecheese.com/?p=135 http://stalecheese.com/?p=135#comments Wed, 24 Mar 2010 04:11:48 +0000 admin http://stalecheese.com/?p=135 After 14 children, infamous 'Octomom,' Nadya Suleman's Vagina announced its retirement this week. "I never wanted to stop competing," it said. "I just can't compete at this level the way I want to anymore." When asked about how it wanted to be remembered, the Brazilian Waxed Genitals choked up, "I'd just like to be remembered as a competitor. That's all."

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