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27May/100

Lance Armstrong Removes Last Testicle For Tour de France Preparation

After finishing a disappointing third in the Tour de France in 2009, seven time winner Lance Armstrong announced a drastic program to help him return to the winners podium a record eighth time in 2010. "I had a testicle removed during my battle against cancer just before winning my first tour," Armstrong announced in a press conference. "So we've scheduled surgery to remove the other one. I'll miss it, of course, but I think history's shown that this is what it takes to win."

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